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Mtn Dew
01:40
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La da deedle la da dum, la da deedle la da dum
La da do rye diddly aye-ay!
La da deedle la da dum, la da deedle la da dum
La da do rye diddly aye-ay!
The grass may grow and the waters flow
But we don't go out for days
'Cause I've got enough of the fine old stuff
That fuels me day to day
Come gamers all, from Duty's Call
Skyrim and Halo too
Give noobs the slip and we'll take a sip
Of the rare old Mtn Dew
La da deedle la da dum, la da deedle la da dum
La da do rye diddly aye-ay!
La da deedle la da dum, la da deedle la da dum
La da do rye diddly aye-ay!
There's a magic place in this meat space
Where the lag spikes are profound
But we frag and slay both night and day
And the head shots do abound
So my car I pack with games and snacks
A combo tried and true
To the LAN I roll with a Cheetos bowl
And a bucket full of Mtn Dew
Now the uber-leet who use Teamspeak
Your praises have relayed
You sweet caffeine in glowing green
From orange and sugar made
Throw out that speed, this is all you need
Even if you whine Q Q
Stay up all night 'til the morning's light
With the rare old Mountain Dew
La da deedle la da dum, la da deedle la da dum
La da do rye diddly aye-ay!
La da deedle la da dum, la da deedle la da dum
La da do rye diddly aye-ay!
Mountain Dew all night and day!
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DnD Cowgirl
02:39
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She was a DnD Cowgirl with a loaded D-20
Auburn hair like a shiny new penny
She stole my core books, heart, and my favorite pen
And I know I'm never gonna get 'em back again
Wandering 'round the game floor, I wasn't looking to score
Saw her by the registrar
To resist I wasn't able so I signed up for a table
Faster than I ever had before
She was a DnD Cowgirl with a loaded D-20
Auburn hair like a shiny new penny
She stole my core books, heart, and my favorite pen
And I know I'm never gonna get 'em back again
With her bonus to charisma and her smile and enigma
Well, the game didn't go as planned
She wasn't a straight shooter but we just couldn't boot her
It was the most fun we'd ever had
She was a DnD Cowgirl with a loaded D-20
Auburn hair like a shiny new penny
She stole my core books, heart, and my favorite pen
And I know I'm never gonna get 'em back again
We went back to my place, I showed her my new book case
Full of game books galore
I went out for some Cheetos and I guess you know how this goes
She was already out the door
She was a DnD Cowgirl with a loaded D-20
Auburn hair like a shiny new penny
She stole my core books, heart, and my favorite pen
And I know I'm never gonna get 'em back again
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We don't keep track of money or know where our gear is stored
We don't keep up with backstories or read a word of lore
We just loose the fateful lightning of our fracking magic swords
We slaughter all night long
Glory, glory Murder Hobos
Glory, glory Murder Hobos
Glory, glory Murder Hobos
Roll initiative
We're stealing sacred objects from indigenous peoples
We're checking every trunk and barrel for shiny baubles
Genocide's a useful tool for all minor squabbles
We slaughter all night long
Glory, glory Murder Hobos
Glory, glory Murder Hobos
Glory, glory Murder Hobos
Roll initiative
Now we're so high level that we've gotten too OP
The only beings we've yet to kill are all the deities
We'll don their sacred vestments and then laugh at all the plebes
We slaughter all night long
Glory, glory Murder Hobos
Glory, glory Murder Hobos
Glory, glory Murder Hobos
Roll initiative
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I want to be a Link to your Zelda
I want to guide you through Gannon's keep
I want to help you unlock your power
If you look then I will leap
Remember we grew up together
Just two kids with skinned knees
But rainy days were my favorite
When we'd game for an hour or three
After school you'd come over
And we'd turn on the 64
We shared a single save file
And that was when I swore
I want to be a Link to your Zelda
I want to guide you through Gannon's keep
I want to help you unlock your power
If you look then I will leap
When I left for college
I stuttered to tell you
That you were all I wanted
But I just couldn't follow through
Letters turned to emails
There were consoles come and gone
We drifted ever farther 'cause
That Song of Time Plays on
I want to be a Link to your Zelda
I want to guide you through Gannon's keep
I want to help you unlock your power
If you look then I will leap
The 64 is generations old
And co-op is all online
But I can't forget the glowing of a CRT TV
Reflected in your eyes
I moved home and you moved in
And 20 years down the line
We're still gaming on a couch together
Just like those rainy times
So let me say what I didn't then
'Cause now I know it's true
You're the hero of my story
And I'm in love with you
I want to be a Link to your Zelda
I want to guide you through Gannon's keep
I want to help you unlock your power
If you look then I will leap
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Super Mushroom
02:43
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I am a plumber, and Italian plumber
I loved a Princess and Peach was her name
But she would not ride my "100 point flag pole"
So a Mushroom I must obtain
Mushroom, Mushroom, oh Super Mushroom
Mushroom, Mushroom that makes you grow!
How I want a Super Mushroom
So I'll have something to show
I piped down to the Mushroom Kingdom
A Super Mushroom I chanced to smell
I punch a block and I ate that Mushroom
And my... pride began to swell
Mushroom, Mushroom, oh Super Mushroom
Mushroom, Mushroom that makes you grow!
How I want a Super Mushroom
So I'll have something to show
I fought my way through death and danger
I fought my way to Bowser's abode
But the Princess was in another castle
So I had to settle for single-player mode
Mushroom, Mushroom, oh Super Mushroom
Mushroom, Mushroom that makes you grow!
How I want a Super Mushroom
So I'll have something to show
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