Politicians Make Shit GYNs

by Madison Metricula Roberts

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Content advisory: references to sexual assault

Reproductive health is in a sad state, and here's a song with quotes from a few politicians that need to keep their bizarre medical opinions to themselves and out of the law making process. Wanna see for yourself? This song comes with reference citations! conservativequotes.metricula.com

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When I was a young thing
Oh hey dingdorum dai
When I was a young thing
It opened my eyes
When I was a young thing
Stared down the right wing-o
Politicians make shit GYNs

[Chorus] They’re callous cockalorums
So I diddle my dorum
They’re callous cockalorums
And that’s biting my tongue!
We can’t just ignore ‘em
We don’t want Santorum
Politicians make shit GYNs

A secret Todd Akin found
Hey dingdorum dai
A secret Todd Akin found
It opened my eyes
A secret Todd Akin found
But we shut that whole thing down
Politicians make shit GYNs

Abortion we regulate
Hey dingdorum dai
Abortion we regulate
It opened my eyes
Abortion we regulate
Fetuses masturbate
Politicians make shit GYNs

Daddy mansplained to me
Hey dingodrum dai
Daddy mansplained to me
It opened my eyes
Daddy mainsplained to me
Some girls just rape easy
Politicians make shit GYNs

Babies from rape won’t sprout
Hey dingdorum dai
Babies from rape won’t sprout
Opened my eyes
Babies from rape won’t sprout
Rape kits will clean you out
Politicians make shit GYNs

Now there's old Kavanaugh
Hey dingdorum dai
Now there's old Kavanaugh
Opened my eyes
Now there's old Kavanaugh
Abortion he will outlaw
Politicians make shit GYNs

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released November 15, 2018
All production by Metricula
Image of NC State General Assembly in album art via CC, Jayron32 of English Wikipedia

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